1. Aquarium Shower
This totally baller shower enclosure called Plano Acquario by Cesena has a
real aquarium built right into one of the walls. How cool would it be to be
standing in the shower under a flow of water while watching fish swim around
you? Very relaxing. They say you can put a TV or a bookshelf in there instead of
the fish tank but what fun would that be?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take a shower with a deer
stag head spewing water onto you? Now you can. This porcelain version was
unveiled at Milan Design Week 2010. I've no idea what such a design would even
cost, but it's safe to assume it won't be showing up in the fixtures aisle of
your local Home Depot anytime soon.
3. Colour Phasing Shower Light
This is shower head with a temperature controlled light so you will never
burn your bottom again. Temperature changes from green (when the temperature is
less than 32C) to red (at more than 45C). The phasing colours in between are
blue, orange, purple and pink.
With all of the crazy inventions people come up with today, it comes as no
surprise that this baby would be invented. What? You want to be freakishly clean
and you enjoy a solid stream of water to caress your nether-regions? Well, look
no more! As you can see in the picture, this shower does enjoy the advantage of
sporting 18 different shower heads. With adjustable settings (i.e. temperature,
water pressure, etc.), you really can't go wrong with this. Oh wait, yes you
can. How? Well, one only needs to look at its price tag. $100,000. Yes, that is
5 zeros you are looking at. I need to find someone who has this and see if they
will give me a spin in it.
The Viteo Garden Shower begins a gentle, meter high shower as soon as you
step on its white platform a little over four inches high. What's interesting
about it is that instead of water coming down on top of you; it springs up from
below, fountain style. Honored with the iF Product Design Award 2007, the white
platform is made from a stainless steel frame base, sturdy UV-resistant ABS
plastic white skin and slip-resistant tread. Sandwiched in between are springs
which take a light load of about 33 pounds in order to activate the valve which
causes water to spray from an inner channel system to 16 fine cone shaped jets.
The result is a gentle cone of water from 2 to 4 meters (6ft to 13ft). And while
the gushing flow of cold water from your tap may prove rather startling, not
nearly as so as the cool $930US price tag.
This Folding Shower, is a concept by French company Supiot and it is
currently looking for a manufacturer and a distributor. It has a unique design
that's supposed to allow people living in small apartments to install a shower
that doesn't take up too much of their limited space.
The industrial designer Ron Arad came up with this rotating shower/bath
with Italian manufacturers Teuco (the shower section of their website was
particularly funny). You can have a bath in the lip, or rotate it around to give
you a shower cabinet if you fancy that instead. Of course, you'll need a
bathroom the size of most of our entire flats to fit it in. And it also doesn't
explain why this girl is having both a shower and a bath with her clothes on.
Still, it's very cool.
This is a very cool idea for campers and festival followers, the pocket
shower, fill with water, hang from tree, get clean. The pocket shower comes in a
fist sized bag but can hold up to 10 liters of water which is enough for a 7
minute shower. The water reservoir is made from a thin black material which
absorbs sunlight and a solar system that heats the water. This is probably one
of the few showers you'll enjoy when camping. You can buy the pocket shower from
I Want One of Those for $26.98
These awesome temperature-sensitive glass tiles will change color depending
on their current temperature. You just tell the manufacturer what base
temperature you want, and every 6-10 degree increment from there activates a
different color phase. There are three phases in all, and once you've passed the
third, it will return to the original color. I wouldn't recommend installing
these in a house with more than one or two people in it. You can bet that the
first person in the shower is going to use up all the hot water just messing
with the colors on the tiles. Of course you'll need to rob a bank first, since a
single 4" x 4" tile will run you $33, or around $300 per square foot.
It's nice being clean. It's a shame, then, that being clean is just so much
damn work. Like, you get in the shower, and then you're supposed to STAND there.
Stand! And you have to be rubbing soap on your body and shampoo in your hair,
and if you try and do that in opposite directions at the same time, it'll make
you fall over and you'll crack your head open and die. And that would be bad.
The automatic human washing machine takes most of the dying out of showers by
not only giving you the chance to lie down while getting clean, but also by
doing all of the actual cleaning for you. You stick yourself inside the washing
pod and command it to go, and it will wash you with soap and water, use infrared
light to steam heat you, pamper you with sound and aromatherapy, and then finish
up with a seaweed wrap and some body lotion. Then you get out, and the machine
sterilizes itself to get rid of all the nastiness you left behind.
I have no idea how, or how well, the automatic human washing machine (aka
the "Santelubain 999") actually performs its numerous cleaning tasks, but the
website assures us that “the automatic human washing machine has been recognized
by various people through coverage by different medias.” Ah, okay, very good
then.